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T-shirts!


I received my t-shirts orders, and here’s the first picture!

And they look pretty good! The only minor gripe however is that the ones that have many colors, like this one, are printed with a more cost effective method, and it kinda shows. The ones that have one or two colors are perfect and sturdy, but these ones, even though they are very cool and should last for a long time, I feel like I really should warn you that they are not of the same quality than, let’s say, the one that only has Fred’s face in white or black. But at the same time, it gives them a retro look that’s more than fitting for the designs, they are sturdy enough, they’re in full color, they’re inexpensive and they help support the website!

So everyone who buys one, don’t forget to send me pictures!


2010 in review


The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

Featured image

A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 6,200 times in 2010. That’s about 15 full 747s.

 

In 2010, there were 55 new posts, not bad for the first year! There were 99 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 127mb. That’s about 2 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was November 2nd with 225 views. The most popular post that day was The Slashers #40: Haddonfield Screwjob.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were deviantart.com, facebook.com, stumbleupon.com, en.wordpress.com, and fight-evil.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for the slashers comic, jason voorhees, the slashers, freddy krueger, and slashers comic.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

The Slashers #40: Haddonfield Screwjob October 2010

2

The Slashers #35: Grinding the House September 2010
3 comments

3

The Slashers #38: Monster Party October 2010
4 comments

4

The Slashers #37: Three Horsemen October 2010
1 comment

5

The Slashers #34: Alice in Zombieland September 2010
1 comment and 1 Like on WordPress.com,

 

 

I love you guys.


Werewolves of London


Before the new comic this weekend, I thought I might share a song from one of my favorite artist, Warren Zevon, that fits the Halloween theme really well. Ladies and gentlemen, Werewolves of London.


Dementium 2, Nintendo DS


Given my interest in writing comics about horror movies, and my video game passion, it should come as no surprise that I’m quite a big survival horror fan. I bought a DS not too long ago and the first games I picked up were Contra 4, since I’ve always had a soft spot for the old school stuff, and Dementium 2. It looked pretty fun, creepy and the graphics seemed mighty impressive for Nintendo’s little handheld. And I was not disapointed: while never being crap your pants scary, Dementium 2 is as creep as any game can hope to be on a handheld, the gameplay is great wih tight controls and fun weapons, and the story is deliberately ambiguous, and pretty fun, even though you might have to stop and think about the ending for a while, or you’ll probably find it lame the first time.

Basically, you play William Redmoore, a crazy dude in a mental hospital who’s suspected of the murder of his wife and daughter,and you’re never quite sure if what’s happening is in your head or not, and if you really did kill your family. The atmosphere is probably the best thing about the game. The environments and ennemies are just varied enough to stay fresh, and there’s always an aura of hopelessness everywhere you go.

However, the game is very short. I beat it in 4 hours the first time, and 3 the second. There’s an arena like survival mode you can unlock, and one or two weapons that require some exploration to find, but most of the game is fairly straightforward with simple puzzles, and the replay value isn’t really through the roof. And while the game generally sounds great, the cheesy horror music that plays when creatures are near you gets repetitive and loops a little too quickly.

However, these flaws are vastly overshadowed by the good parts. Where’s the rule saying a game has to clock in at 40 hours of game time to be good? When enjoyed for the thrill ride that it is, Dementium 2 is one hell of a fun, creepy and mightily impressive game, and it stands as one of the best horror and FPS game on the system.

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Palace of Wisdom


I had my wisdom teeth removed recently (all 4 of them) and even though I’m feeling a LOT better than I expected to, I’m always kind of stuck in one of two modes: 1) my jaw hurts and I don’t feel like doing much after work, especially since I just spent an entire day drawing other stuff and 2) just took my pain pills and I wanna sleep.

There should be a new comic this weekend, hopefully, and I’ll be doing my best to update the comic as frequently as possible. Meanwhile, here’s some Street Fighter 2 inspired art I’m doing for http://www.fight-evil.com for the eponymous Fights.


I normally don’t like cats a lot…


But I got one anyway!

May not seem like it from the picture, but we love each other. That surprised Fred a little bit. Besides, I thought pictures of kitties were popular on the intarwebs, so there we are.

On a semi-interesting note for those who follow hockey, you can clearly see my Montréal Canadiens’ banner on my wall, and I’m currently wearing a Québec Nordiques’ t-shirt. That’s the hockey equivalent of saying that you like Obama and McCain equally.


Free Standard Shipping for T-Shirts this weekend only!


If you want to get yourself one or more sweet Slashers T-Shirts, now is the time! Click on the banner and make your order!


Call of Cthulhu Now update


It’s official, me and 4 of my good friends are going to start our first Call of Cthulhu 1990s game next week. I picked people who I not only get along very well with, but these guys are also not as nerdy as one might think. Alright, we’re all a bunch of geeks, but they have about as much Pen and Paper RPG experience as I do. I’m gonna fulfill two roles during the campaign: that of the Keeper (COC’s equivalent to a DM) and the part of a nerdy and awkward, but witty and sarcastic journalist named Warren Lawrence. His name was taken from two of my favorite musicians, Warren Zevon and Steve Winwood (middle name “Lawrence”), and his physical appearance is based on those of Zevon himself and John Lennon, with none of the sex appeal. I though I might show you guys my character sheet.

Wish me and my players good luck. We’ll need it. Especially them.


New Slashers t-shirt!


Here’s a new shirt, with an actual comic printed on it! Expect more like these with a few of my favorite strips, and with future ones as well. Just click on the image and get yourself an awesome Slashers t-shirt!


Off for a week, Steve Winwood/Santana


I’m on vacation for a week! This means no comic update for that time, so I hope you can forgive me while I’m having fun away from the computer. The highlight of my trip will be tomorrow, when I’ll be at the Centre Bell in Montréal to see my all time favorite musician, Mr. Steve Winwood. His career spans over 4 decades and he never stopped evolving as an artist. He might be best known on the internet because Eric Prydz’s hit techno song,”Call on Me”, which sampled Winwood’s own “Valerie”. During the 80s and early 90s, he arguably wrote and performed the most mature in the pop genre, while he touched on about every musical style you can imagine during the other decades. From the Blues and RnB roots of the Spencer Davis Group to the psychedelic rock of Traffic and Blind Faith, he’s worth discovering not only to see if he’s your cup of tea, but to hear that he had the exact same black  blues singer voice when he was a mere 16 years old.


I’a! Cthulhu… Now!


http://www.paranormal-encyclopedie.com/wiki/Articles/Cthulhu

I don’t play DnD. Or any other paper and sheet RPG at all for that matter. Don’t get me wrong, I’m actually pretty interested in the pretty books, the rules, the gameplay, the universe and many other things about these games, but there’s one thing I cannot stand, at all, the other players. I’m sure most DnD players are balanced, normal people (perhaps occasionally a bit nerdy, but I can be quite the nerd myself) who just enjoy a crawling imaginary dungeons with friends (nothing wrong with that), but there are always those annoying, stupid, angry point dexter geeks who take every single aspect of the game WAY too seriously. I’ve only played about 5 “games” in my life, and there always seemed to be this annoying douchebag who made you ashamed to be in the same room as him and throw dices like a moron.

At least, that’s how I saw things until I developped an interest in H.P. Lovecraft. For those unfamiliar with him and his work, he created the Cthulhu mythos and wrote tons of novels about it. To make a very long story short, Cthulhu is a super powerful aquatic God from space who went to Earth with a few of his buddies, and the humans who live their lifes quietly and unsuspecting might actually go bat shit crazy if they discover the horrors of the world and how insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things.

Now that might sound stupid, but it’s only because I bastardized and butchered a great idea in a single sentence. But doesn’t that sound fun for a Role Playing experience: normal people whose sanity could be challenged at every step they take, to the point where they might become so crazy there’s no coming back from cuckoo land? It sure does to me. And luckily, a game named “Call of Cthulhu” exists. There are many different “timeframes” for the game, the most prominent being in the 1920’s, but I chosed the “Cthulhu Now” (second edition) itteration, which takes place in the present time of… the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

Some may find that lame and outdated, but personally, I can’t wait to go back in the times when the Nintendo Entertainment System, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vanilla Ice and Bill Clinton ruled the world! Add unspeakable horrors from dark and unknown places to the mix and you know you’ve got an awesome setting for a game!

Still, there could be the overly nerdy player problem to ruin my fun. NOT ANYMORE. First of all, I haven’t received the books by the mail yet, but when I do, I’ll learn all of the rules to be the master of the game (or whatever you call this job) myself, and this time there will only be close personal friends invited, and I know they’re not this way. And even if they were, it wouldn’t matter. You apparently can’t become an all powerful god with tons of magic equipment in this game even at the highest levels. You stay a pink (or whatever color your character is) and squishy bag of flesh for the whole game, and combat is generally avoided at all cost. And the game is skills based (I believe), which means that leveling up won’t do a whole lot to make your character become better at what he does. And as it’s pretty much a detective story, you actually gotta use your head to solve the cases instead of relying on your stats modifiers and dices.

So, have any of you guys ever played any of the Cthulhu games? If so, how were they? Do you have any memorable moment to share? Any tips to give me? And are you interested to know how the game goes once we start?


The Slashers get their own website!


… aaaaaand it doesn’t look like much right now. I’m still very new to this, and I gotta learn how everything works before the site is something worth seeing. Anyways, I hope you guys and girls will enjoy the website, I’ll soon post all of the comics and perhaps something more!

Slashamania is Runnin' Wild!

Be patient, say your prayers and eat your vitamins my little Slashamaniacs!